Onan the Bavarian has been getting into hot water over at his Opening Time blog recently for posting about Germans. I do hope the same doesn't happen to me for posting the following story about what happened some time ago when Mrs M and myself found ourselves staying the night in a less than salubrius establishment in a rather rough part of Mombassa.
This was the result of an incident with a one-armed robber, a panga, and my wallet. As a result, we were forced to take refuge in a very basic 'hotel'.
The walls of the rooms were very thin, and in fact didn't even reach the ceiling.
In the middle of the night I was woken by the sound of two people entering the room next to ours. It became obvious from the voices that it was a local girl and a tourist from Germany.
After a brief spell, there was the noise of a bed creaking. It went:
denka denka denka denka denka denka
Then it gradually increased in tempo and sounded more like:
dinki dinki dinki dinki dinki
Which fairly rapidly turned into:
dinkidinkidinkidinkidinki
Then quite suddenly, silence.
Then, shortly afterwards, the sound of a voice saying one word:
"Danke"
Oh dear. What a rude (but true) story! To take your mind off it, here is a postcard from Lille in France, from around the time of the First World War. I think we won that one.
In fact, there was a great deal of activity in and around Malawi during the First World War. A lot of fighting in Portugese East Africa, as it was known at that time, and also up north. Lots of local people hereabouts were made to carry packs for many miles.MM III




