Disturbing news from Edinburgh. Brian Wilson sent me the snaps below, and the following report, which I repeat verbatim.
"Dear Mingers,
Things are getting very rough here in Edinburgh now that the Blissheids seem to be taking over. Firstly, they made it law that you are not allowed to smoke in bars. Then they banned cigarette machines. Then they followed Bhutan's example and banned nicotine altogether. Then they upped the legal age to buy drink to 21, and then to 30! There are plans to raise the age to 40 in a couple of months. Now, if you don't meditate for at least four hours every day you can be sent to prison, or worse! I took the attached photographs of a poor lad who was being publicly pilloried for only meditating for two hours. The crowd was nasty, and kept shouting "Flatheid! Flatheid" There was a lot of noise, and I had to make my excuses and leave quite quickly."
BW
Well, I say, whatever next?
MM III
2 comments:
Sounds like Heaven to me! Now all the y need to do is force everyone to speak Gaelic and ban creekit from the telly and ESPECIALLY Radio 4. Hotboy
Brian's report is an obvious fake. The dead giveaway is the suggestion that blissheids are capable of organising anything.
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