Nowadays it costs several billion Zimbabwe dollars to buy a roll of toilet paper in Harare. That's assuming there is any in the shops. No wonder they have to put up signs like this in the loos:
Since toilet paper is worth more than their money they should get portable bidet bathroom sprayers from www.bathroomsprayers.com . It almost eliminates the need for toilet paper, offers vastly superior cleaning, convenience and in addition has many health benefits. Comes in a kit that can be installed without a plumber.
I doubt whether the lovely looking Bathroom Sprayers would last long in a downtown Harare bus station. Especially when the water's off. But who knows - perhaps there's an opening for an agent, there.
How is it that so called "First World" Countries are still using wadded up handfuls of toilet paper to clean themselves? I mean, we have computers that can talk, and cars that can almost drive themselves but our bathrooms are still back in the dark ages. Those sprayers, some call a bathroom bidet sprayer are so much better than handfuls of toilet paper! I experienced my first sprayer in Thailand and fell in love with it. I found one online at http://www.bathroomsprayers.com and installed it myself. When are people there going to wake up and realize that you can be so much cleaner, feel better (can you imagine going all day without brushing your teeth? yuck!) and you can help the environment by cutting back on the use of toilet paper. It will even save you money! It's a no-brainer.
All valid points, Jeff. I reckon you'd be able to sell at least a few in Harare. I also see from the website that they are good for Hemorrhoids. That should help some of the people who read this blog a lot, I would have thought.
I know I shouldn't but I have to ask. Are saying it should help some readers here because they have Hemorrhoids or because they are Hemorrhoids? Feel free to delete this comment. Cheers.
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Fantastic. Surely it would be simpler if they used toilet paper as legal tender?
Mingin'! Get your head out of the toilet training! What's the matter with you people? Hotboy
Since toilet paper is worth more than their money they should get portable bidet bathroom sprayers from www.bathroomsprayers.com . It almost eliminates the need for toilet paper, offers vastly superior cleaning, convenience and in addition has many health benefits. Comes in a kit that can be installed without a plumber.
Jeff - most helpful advertising slogan: "If you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper would you? You'd wash it off."
Jeff - have you ever visited the Caribbean island in the middle of Germany?
http://www.germany-tourism.co.uk/EGB/outdoors_activities/german_theme_parks_tropical_island_resort.htm?cc_lang
I say Jeff!
I doubt whether the lovely looking Bathroom Sprayers would last long in a downtown Harare bus station. Especially when the water's off. But who knows - perhaps there's an opening for an agent, there.
MM III
How is it that so called "First World" Countries are still using wadded up handfuls of toilet paper to clean themselves? I mean, we have computers that can talk, and cars that can almost drive themselves but our bathrooms are still back in the dark ages. Those sprayers, some call a bathroom bidet sprayer are so much better than handfuls of toilet paper! I experienced my first sprayer in Thailand and fell in love with it. I found one online at http://www.bathroomsprayers.com and installed it myself. When are people there going to wake up and realize that you can be so much cleaner, feel better (can you imagine going all day without brushing your teeth? yuck!) and you can help the environment by cutting back on the use of toilet paper. It will even save you money! It's a no-brainer.
I say!
All valid points, Jeff. I reckon you'd be able to sell at least a few in Harare. I also see from the website that they are good for Hemorrhoids. That should help some of the people who read this blog a lot, I would have thought.
MM III
I know I shouldn't but I have to ask. Are saying it should help some readers here because they have Hemorrhoids or because they are Hemorrhoids? Feel free to delete this comment. Cheers.
I say!
Jeff - the former, of course. Some occasional readers of this blog seem to have a few anal retention issues, as far as I can tell.
Where are you based, Jeff?
MM III
I say! I feel sorry for those anal retentives. Why don't they just let it all out?
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