Well, the Aussie cricketers are in danger of being humiliated at Lords. The Ashes Test Match at Lords is, of course, the greatest sporting event in the world.
Here's a quiz question. What has just hapened, in the snap below:

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Further jottings after a sundowner or two.
7 comments:
Mingin'! Some poor chap is obviously tryin to remove a creekit bat from his rectum. Dearie me. It's the toilet training again. Hotboy
I say!
Good guess, but not quite correct. Cricket bats are never removed from the rectum on the pitch.
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Mingin'! Somebody's won the ashes. How come this hasn't happened for 70 years. Is it 70 years since the little Englanders have beaten the Aussies? Also, who's ashes are they? It's sick keeping someone's ashes around and playing creekit for them. Just my good taste showing, I suppose. Hotboy
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The Ashes are not won yet. There are still 3 Test Matches to be played, and either side could still win the treasured urn.
What you refer to is the fact that England had not beaten the Aussies at the Lords cricket ground (the home of cricket), for 75 years.
It's all been well reported in The Himalayan Times (always a good source of up-to-date news).
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I say!
Here's a sample news headline from The Himalayan Times, which shows that they are at the thrusting edge of the news.
Maoists visit diarrhoea-hit region.
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I say!
The answer is that the unfortunate Nathan Hauritz has just dislocated his finger whilst trying to field a ball.
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How I could send my students on an educational visit to the diarrhoea region?
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